Oh, noes! I've got the damp lunch!

Excerpt from an e-mail from Cheryl, in response to an inquiry about her father's health:

Dad needs to take better care of himself – he KNOWS he’s more prone to the bronchial stuff since he had the issue with fluid on his lunch.

There must be some sort of damp theme seeping into the collective consciousness, because last week when I was working on a marketing piece for The Boss, I typed "moist employees" instead of "most employees". They must all have fluid on the lunch. Which is too bad, because I don't think our health insurance covers it.