The Hellhole

Tuesday, March 08, 2005

Although Alan and I have been living together only a couple of months, our friends have already named our children for us. Sandy took care of the boys: Archer and Fletcher. To get that joke, you should know that Alan’s surname is Bowman. Get it? Snicker.

Cheryl got started on the girls: Anthraxa Gardenia and Aphidia Magnolia. However, Alan objected on the grounds that (actual quote), “They need at least three names each. No self-respecting flower of Southern womanhood should have any less than three names. I'm just sayin'.”.

So, the boys need middle names - I vote for “Lauda” and “Senna” myself - and the girls need an additional middle name. Any suggestions? Best name wins a Valuable Prize! (And by ‘valuable prize’, I don’t mean using the winning suggestion to name the kid(s), which I don’t plan on actually having.)

MONTOYA DELENDA EST! *

* anyone suggesting "Juan Pablo" is automatically disqualified.

5 Comments:

  • RE: GARBAGE PICKUP
    The door-slammin family may have hit upon a good idea. I'll try putting my can at the curb on pickup day....couldn't hurt!

    heh heh
    MONTOYA DELENDA EST!

    RE: Naming kids
    If it's a boy - MICHAEL
    If it's a girl - MICHAELA
    End. of. discussion.
    Mom
    MONTOYA DELENDA EST!

    WGB & ORD are SO CLEVER! heh heh

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 4:15 PM  

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    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 4:15 PM  

  • It wasn't World's-Greatest-Boss Sandy; it was Jumping-Out-Of-Airplanes Sandy.

    By Blogger Helly, at 4:29 PM  

  • Ms. Corvetta Ferrarri Lambourghini Bowman-Braxton-Hayes. Could a girl child with a name like that ever grow up to be a Democrat? :-)

    By Blogger Nancy, at 8:44 PM  

  • Heh. Boy's middle names: How about "Flint" and "Nock"? No?

    Girl's names: that's tougher. Isn't it an unwritten law that someone in the family's middle name HAS to be Lee? (my sister Andrea got that honor).

    -Jumping-out-of-airplanes Sandy

    By Blogger Topcat, at 7:19 PM  

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