I had SUCH fun last night! Alan and I went to Target to purchase the Spongebob Squarepants movie, released on DVD yesterday. As we headed for the registers, we found ourselves walking toward an end-cap display of black photo albums, each cover monogrammed with a single initial. Alan tried walking past, but I couldn’t resist. I rearranged the albums so that some letters were hidden and the ones remaining visible spelled out “EEL POO”. I know what you’re thinking but lots of good letters weren’t available. Plus, it’s a family store. EEL POO. I got Alan to walk back over and take a picture with his cameraphone, to preserve my prank for posterity, but I can’t post a link, at least not yet. He has a cameraphone and I have a digital camera, but all 6.75 computers in our house run on Linux (apparently you need PC or Mac to link with the equipment and photo-hosting sites). But he’s promised to fiddle around with the phone at work, so maybe I can post my EEL POO prank, or at least send it to some of you via e-mail. Nothing says “Helly was here” quite like EEL POO.

MONTOYA DELENDA EST!