Under the terms of my probation, I am required to issue fair warning. Therefore, the very next time someone who is flying up the parking lot ramp in the WRONG direction subjects my innocent, properly-oriented self to the finger, a horn blast, a rude/impatient gesture or a fusillade of curse words, I am stopping my car, yanking them out of theirs and STOMPING THEM TO A BLOODY PULP with my high-heeled, pointy-toed boots. I'm just sayin'.

MONTOYA DELENDA EST!