If I went on a Sunday night I could see all of those things. That's why, if I go to Walmart, it is at 6 AM during a week day. I only see women with curlers in their hair at that hour.
I hadn't been into a Wal-Mart in 8 or 9 years, until a couple of years ago when Alan and I ventured in there looking for a new automatic litterbox for The Finn. It was as scary as I remembered. 90-pound dude with prison tats up both arms and 500-lb wife? Check. Slovenly women shopping in bedroom slippers? Check. And there was an orange pickup truck in the parking lot that some Bubba had fitted with a spoiler, let's leave it at that.
7 Comments:
That's hilarious - and way too familiar.
By Anonymous Me, at 8:08 PM
Wal-Mart is the Mos Eisley of retail.
By Helly, at 8:15 PM
I could have covered the whole board Thursday!
mom
By Anonymous, at 8:13 AM
Hahaha! This totally made my day.
I'm so glad there is not a single wal mart nearby. :)
By Inna, at 10:06 AM
If I went on a Sunday night I could see all of those things. That's why, if I go to Walmart, it is at 6 AM during a week day. I only see women with curlers in their hair at that hour.
By basil, at 9:41 AM
I hadn't been into a Wal-Mart in 8 or 9 years, until a couple of years ago when Alan and I ventured in there looking for a new automatic litterbox for The Finn. It was as scary as I remembered. 90-pound dude with prison tats up both arms and 500-lb wife? Check. Slovenly women shopping in bedroom slippers? Check. And there was an orange pickup truck in the parking lot that some Bubba had fitted with a spoiler, let's leave it at that.
/not kidding
/couldn't make that sh*t up
By Helly, at 10:42 AM
OOOH, look, y'all! I blogged about our foray to Wal-Mart and how we ad-libbed a spiffy song!
http://thehellhole.blogspot.com/2007/11/so-litterboxquest-2007-didnt-go-as-well.html
By Helly, at 10:52 AM
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