Me: [yawn, stretch, get out of bed, wander muzzily into the study] Alan, are you in the middle of something or can I look up something on the Mac?

Alan: No problem, sweetheart - here.

Me: [Googling busily]

Alan: Whatcha checking out?

Me: I couldn't remember if Eleanor of Aquitaine married Henry II or Henry VI...ah! Of course! Henry II! So it was Margaret of Anjou who married Henry VI.

Alan: [long silence] I don't even want to know what you dream about, do I?

Me: Um, no. Not really, no.