A commercial comes on about getting your loved one a new Blackberry for Valentine's Day (yeah - THAT says romance) so:

Helly: What would you like for Valentine's Day?

Alan: A card will be fine.

Helly: Just a card?

Alan: Well, what do you want?

Helly: A card, I guess.

Alan: Nothing specific?

Helly: No.

Alan: Not ANYTHING?

Helly: A 599 Fiorano.

Alan: So, a card then.