Recently there was a Fark thread that rapidly descended into a series of "yo' mamma" jokes. One of them struck me as unbearably funny - maybe you've heard it before but I hadn't: Yo' momma so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.
BWAHAHAHAHA!
BWAHAHAHAHA!
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there're some good ones floating around.
yo mama's got a glass eye with a fish in it.
yo mama's so hairy, she look like she got buchwheat in a chokehold.
and the bizarre: yo mama got a fake leg with a real foot.
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Anonymous, at 9:09 AM
Hee hee! Thanks for those!
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Helly, at 8:58 AM
Heh. For some reason I really like the yo mama fat jokes. I wonder if that's because my mama eats wheat thins and says wistfully, "It's too bad we don't wear the same size, because I have so much in my closet that I don't wear and that you could have." For one, I'm 5 inches taller than my mom, and if I weighed what she does, I'd be looking like Nicole Richie.
The fake leg with the real foot one - makes you scratch your head, huh?
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Anonymous, at 8:32 PM
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