I've tried to resist blogging about this, truly I have, but the events of Thursday night leave me no choice. Let's recap:
(1) cops are summoned to Britney's house 'cause she and FedEx are fightin' 'bout their kids - a cussin', word-slurrin' Britney is hauled away by authorities.
(2) 16-year-old sister is unwed and knocked up.
Do you realize what this MEANS?!?
C'mon, baby, all we need now is a UFO-sightin'!
WHITE TRASH TRIFECTA NOW IN PLAY!!!
(1) cops are summoned to Britney's house 'cause she and FedEx are fightin' 'bout their kids - a cussin', word-slurrin' Britney is hauled away by authorities.
(2) 16-year-old sister is unwed and knocked up.
Do you realize what this MEANS?!?
C'mon, baby, all we need now is a UFO-sightin'!
WHITE TRASH TRIFECTA NOW IN PLAY!!!
4 Comments:
Loved this blog entry! Except--where is the Elvis siting?
By
basil, at 11:23 PM
If only she'd get abducted by a UFO and come back pregnant with Elvis's baby...IF ONLY!
By
Helly, at 3:59 PM
If any one ever needed an intervention . . .
I should loan Britney my mother; she'd be on the straight and narrow in two shakes.
By
A Margarita, at 12:12 AM
I should loan her my Mom also. My tiny little Mom would kick her butt the first time she sassed back. I'm 43 years old, and I still say "yes ma'am" and "no ma'am". I was raised right - I have home training.
By
Alan Bowman, at 8:25 PM
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