Reason #5,629 why I have the world's greatest boss: I'm sitting here in a calorie-, cholesterol- and grease-fueled state of euphoria induced by Varsity chili dogs and onion rings, procured for me by the World's Greatest Boss. Rush hour traffic is but a momentary aggravation, totally negated by the blissful, ecstatic gustatory sensation that is a Varsity chili dog. I feel so sorry for those unfortunates who may never taste heaven in a bun, or hear the strident call of "What'll ya have?" I can actually feel my arteries hardening...I have never been so happy...

MONTOYA DELENDA EST!