I saw an interesting item in the news today regarding Bill O'Reilly being accused of sexual harassment by one of his producers. This is a quote from the story Court TV had about the matter: "Both sides filed lawsuits Wednesday, with the woman, Andrea Mackris, saying the commentator had phone sex with her against her wishes three times." Holy gods and goddesses. Phone sex, against her wishes! Ponder that a moment. I would be too ashamed to file this lawsuit if I were Andrea Mackris. Because you realize the implication: this woman is saying to the entire world, "I am too stupid to know how to hang up the telephone."

MONTOYA DELENDA EST!