My friends are busy offering advice to Sandy, who is pregnant for the first time. I've never been pregnant and hope to gods I never will be, but I hate being left out so here you go: once the little nipper arrives, no matter what else you do, feed it fresh-squeezed orange juice, not concentrate. Or else it will hold a grudge against you forever. I know what I'm talking about here - you can ask my mom. Or as I call her, the FROZEN ORANGELIKE GELATINOUS GOO-PUSHING MONSTER.
MONTOYA DELENDA EST!
MONTOYA DELENDA EST!
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The only advice I would offer is that once one becomes the F.O.G.G.P.M., one is never forgiven. Buy the damn orange juice, even if you have to borrow the money!
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