Just because it's not nice doesn't mean it's not miraculous. - Terry Pratchett, Interesting Times
Let’s all heave a huge sigh of relief as the police have finally nabbed the Ohio Highway Sniper. If you ask me, the only thing worse than a criminal is a pathetic criminal. How big a loser is this guy??? Twenty-four snipings and he’s only managed to kill ONE person (and that was a little old lady so really it ought to count more like ¾ or ½ instead of one success). Even giving full marks for the little old lady, that’s like only a 4.16% success rate. Try going to the gun range and doing some major target practice, if you want to scare me. What a loser.
Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much. - Oscar Wilde
Whitney Houston’s in rehab - apparently people are surprised by this. I’d have thought a drug problem was pretty much a prerequisite to marrying Bobby Brown.
"I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that makes living worthwhile?" Death thought about it. "CATS," he said eventually, "CATS ARE NICE." - Terry Pratchett, Sourcery
One of my internet buddies (he’s 14) reports that he has finally managed to touch a girl’s boob by making it look like an accident as they passed in the hall. I don’t know whether I’m flattered or alarmed that he felt compelled to report this to me.
Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business. - Tom Robbins
In international news, a life-size wax figure of Adolf Hitler has gone on display in the Galerie Art'el in Berlin. Yay, let’s celebrate mass genocide! Woo-hoo! Those wacky Berliners...
The calender of the Theocracy of Muntab counts down, not up. No-one knows why, but it might not be a good idea to hang around and find out. - Terry Pratchett, Wyrd Sisters
A woman in California is in trouble for having 230 dogs at her house. I’m not advocating animal-hoarding by any means, but come on! They were chihuahuas! What do those things weigh - two, three ounces? Heck, unless you have a studio apartment on the smallish side, you’ve got plenty of room for 230 chihuahuas.
If you want to do your duty properly, you should do just a little more than that. - Bruce Lee, The Tao of Jeet Kune Do
Let’s all heave a huge sigh of relief as the police have finally nabbed the Ohio Highway Sniper. If you ask me, the only thing worse than a criminal is a pathetic criminal. How big a loser is this guy??? Twenty-four snipings and he’s only managed to kill ONE person (and that was a little old lady so really it ought to count more like ¾ or ½ instead of one success). Even giving full marks for the little old lady, that’s like only a 4.16% success rate. Try going to the gun range and doing some major target practice, if you want to scare me. What a loser.
Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much. - Oscar Wilde
Whitney Houston’s in rehab - apparently people are surprised by this. I’d have thought a drug problem was pretty much a prerequisite to marrying Bobby Brown.
"I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that makes living worthwhile?" Death thought about it. "CATS," he said eventually, "CATS ARE NICE." - Terry Pratchett, Sourcery
One of my internet buddies (he’s 14) reports that he has finally managed to touch a girl’s boob by making it look like an accident as they passed in the hall. I don’t know whether I’m flattered or alarmed that he felt compelled to report this to me.
Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business. - Tom Robbins
In international news, a life-size wax figure of Adolf Hitler has gone on display in the Galerie Art'el in Berlin. Yay, let’s celebrate mass genocide! Woo-hoo! Those wacky Berliners...
The calender of the Theocracy of Muntab counts down, not up. No-one knows why, but it might not be a good idea to hang around and find out. - Terry Pratchett, Wyrd Sisters
A woman in California is in trouble for having 230 dogs at her house. I’m not advocating animal-hoarding by any means, but come on! They were chihuahuas! What do those things weigh - two, three ounces? Heck, unless you have a studio apartment on the smallish side, you’ve got plenty of room for 230 chihuahuas.
If you want to do your duty properly, you should do just a little more than that. - Bruce Lee, The Tao of Jeet Kune Do
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