I guess nobody’s going to win the first-ever contest on my blog...it’s been four days now and nobody has e-mailed me with the correct answer to Friday’s question (“Why did the dinosaurs become extinct?”). I really would have given you guys a prize, too - tailored to personal preference. For example, Bo would have won Eyes Wide Open, the newest King Crimson DVD. But he didn’t bother to submit an answer (whoa - faced! Scratch moded!) and those of you who did were wrong. For example, Sandy guessed some long, drawn-out crap about polar ice caps and abrupt climactic changes. Worst guess EVAH. The correct answer is, of course, BECAUSE YOU TOUCH YOURSELF AT NIGHT! - as any fan of Family Guy could have told you.