When next she is over, I have GOT to remember to ask Miss Betty why there are four (4) mops in our garage.  (The one that's handle-up is a broom.)  Believe me, our house is in no way large enough to require FOUR mops.

I asked Alan why we had four mops and he said, "Because Miss Betty.  One does not question Miss Betty."

But I must - not in a challenging back-sass way - Miss Betty don't play that - but because I must know:  why do we have FOUR MOPS?????