I head through the bedroom toward the back bathroom and come close to stepping upon a...leaving. Our dogs are pad-trained but sometimes they think they're all the way on the pad but a little something is outside the strictly defined perimeter. I shriek in outrage, "There is a poo! Who put this poo here?!? Who put this poo right where I would probably step in it?!?" (I hadn't.)
Alan replies sardonically from his study, "I'll give you three guesses."
"Damn it, Alan!" I gripe. "Before I took you on, your mother assured me you were house-broken!"
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