I read Atlanta's local paper Creative Loafing online; one of the standard items appearing on the sidebar is "Today's Creative Loving profile", an ad selected from CL's personals. I generally don't read the personals, being very happily married, but my attention was captured by the featured ad just now, much like the horrified fascination engendered by a traffic accident. Today's featured profile is Theo. Here is Theo's ad:

hi i,m theo i,m 42 years old,black male thats lives in atlanta.i,m 6,3 235lbs,i love photography,music and art.i,m looking for a lady that is honest and true to herself.race does not matter to me because i like all races of women,it,s whats in her heart that matters.i like open minded women and women that are ladies in the street and a beast in the bedroom. can introduce me to the fascinating world of capitalization and the properly placed apostrophe!

It's gonna be okay, Theo! I fixed it for you!