This weekend we attended a family reunion for Alan's side of the family. There are many tales I LONG to tell, but most are out because this is a public blog. It's no secret that I don't mind making fun of people - first and foremost myself - but I am not intentionally cruel, I would hate to be ill-mannered, and, whether for good or ill, I've never bothered much about anonymity here at The Hellhole. So I have two family reunion stories but I'm not going to post them. My anecdote is written, edited and ready to go; if you want to read it, shoot me an e-mail and I'll be glad to satisfy your curiosity.