The Hellhole

Tuesday, November 20, 2007

I can't think of anything to write about. Today was boring and there were errands and I washed my hair, which ohmyGAWD was that exciting, but nothing funny or tragic happened, which is the kind of day about which I would not blog except it's NaBloPoMoSloHoPerryComoMarioCuomo...anyway here are some bad jokes.

Three guys walk into a bar. You would have thought one of them would have ducked.

A termite walks into a bar and asks "Is the bar tender here?"

A dog with a bandage on his foot walks into a saloon and shouts "I'm lookin' for the sorry bastard who shot my paw!"

/rimshot

4 Comments:

  • ha ha ha

    funny jokings

    momma

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 8:48 AM  

  • I like that last one. :-)

    By Blogger Anonymous Me, at 8:44 PM  

  • In regard to your post on margarita's post... You don't drink at work?
    john

    By Blogger John Bryson, at 1:28 AM  

  • John - just Diet Cokes at present but I think I'd fare much better if I ramped it up to alcoholic beverages. Things around here might actually make sense if I were drunk...

    By Blogger Helly, at 9:30 AM  

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