I can't think of anything to write about. Today was boring and there were errands and I washed my hair, which ohmyGAWD was that exciting, but nothing funny or tragic happened, which is the kind of day about which I would not blog except it's NaBloPoMoSloHoPerryComoMarioCuomo...anyway here are some bad jokes.
Three guys walk into a bar. You would have thought one of them would have ducked.
A termite walks into a bar and asks "Is the bar tender here?"
A dog with a bandage on his foot walks into a saloon and shouts "I'm lookin' for the sorry bastard who shot my paw!"
/rimshot
Three guys walk into a bar. You would have thought one of them would have ducked.
A termite walks into a bar and asks "Is the bar tender here?"
A dog with a bandage on his foot walks into a saloon and shouts "I'm lookin' for the sorry bastard who shot my paw!"
/rimshot
4 Comments:
ha ha ha
funny jokings
momma
By Anonymous, at 8:48 AM
I like that last one. :-)
By Anonymous Me, at 8:44 PM
In regard to your post on margarita's post... You don't drink at work?
john
By John Bryson, at 1:28 AM
John - just Diet Cokes at present but I think I'd fare much better if I ramped it up to alcoholic beverages. Things around here might actually make sense if I were drunk...
By Helly, at 9:30 AM
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