This morning I got yelled at by Mr. King, guardian of the parking deck, for not wearing my winter coat. As the upper portion of my trendy junior executive ensemble today, I’m sporting one of the thickest sweaters I own, so instead of my heavy wool/cashmere coat I opted to augment with a middling-heavy cardigan. And Mr. King yelled at me. My mom has validation.

MONTOYA DELENDA EST!