Well, now, THIS is just about stupid. James Dobson and Focus On The Family think that Spongebob is a homosexual, advocating the homosexual lifestyle to fragile, impressionable youngsters. This is absurd. This is ridiculous. This is a factual impossibility, because, as we who paid attention in school all know, sponges are HERMAPHRODITES. Yes, you heard it here first, folks: Spongebob, along with every other Porifera, including subspecies Calcispongiae, Hyalospongiae and Demospongiae, are HERMAPHRODITES! Yes, sponges are HERMAPHRODITES and it is to that depraved subculture that Spongebob is tempting your children. That, or the horrible depraved subculture of being yellow.
MONTOYA DELENDA EST!
MONTOYA DELENDA EST!
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I tried to read a book about "Raising Boys" by James Dobson, and even though it made no reference to Spongebob's sexuality, it bothered me! Thanks for standing up for Spongebob and clearing the air. The world should know that there is NOTHING WRONG with being a hermaphrodite sponge!
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