On Saturday we went to Publix for our weekly grocery run and while there, we saw this fat dude lumber up to the seafood counter in a tee shirt, shorts and bare feet.
I'm not sure which is worse: being so lazy you can't be bothered to shove your feet into a pair of flip-flops (at least), or being so redneck you don't see the need to wear shoes to the grocery store.
What do you think?
I'm not sure which is worse: being so lazy you can't be bothered to shove your feet into a pair of flip-flops (at least), or being so redneck you don't see the need to wear shoes to the grocery store.
What do you think?
6 Comments:
That's pretty gross. Hopefully he stepped in something really nasty.
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Inna, at 1:08 PM
Can it be C - all of the above?
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Alan Bowman, at 2:46 PM
When I was a kid, there were signs in stores--maybe it was only restaurants now that I think about it...that said, "No shoes. No shirt. No service." I don't see those around anymore...or maybe I just don't notice them. Do these signs exist?
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basil, at 4:24 PM
Well, Basil, I know for sure there's one at the Kroger in my hometown of Cowshit, because we saw it and were joking about it: how redneck is your town that you need one of those in the GROCERY STORE. Little did we know.
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Helly, at 5:13 PM
Remember Fast Times At Ridgemont High - No shirt, no shoes, NO DICE. I don't know which is worse - I'll go for C.
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Anonymous Me, at 8:05 PM
Sounds like he might be a good candidate for peopleofwalmart.com
The website is wrong in so many ways - but...
Lisa and Kev
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Anonymous, at 11:41 PM
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