A meme swiped from Flippy swiped from Laurie:

1. WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother’s & father’s middle names):
It could be Michael Lee or Lee Michaels - if you know what I mean. (Okay, I bet everyone who reads my blog is too young to get that joke. Here.)

2. NASCAR NAME: (first name of your mother’s dad, father’s dad): I actually need to invert it and put father's dad first - then I get Mel Parks, and WOW! that's a GREAT Nascar name! Doesn't Mel Parks sound like a guy who'd ram you into the wall, but buy you a beer afterward?

3. STAR WARS NAME: (the first 2 letters of your last name, first 4 letters of your first name):
Bohell - that actually sounds more like a renegade dwarf kicking ass all over Middle Earth, methinks.

4. DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color, favorite animal):
Green Panther - now, I don't see this as a detective name. The Green Panther would probably swoop in during the final few minutes and save Jackie Chan's butt, but acting supercilious to Holmes as she explained the motive and exposed the villain? Not so much.

5. SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, city where you live):
Michelle Conyers - hmmm. That's better than Michelle Atlanta, I guess.

6. SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite alcoholic drink, optionally add “THE” to the beginning):
The Pink MacAllen. The Pink Scotch? The Pink Cabernet? I like The Pink Cabernet; it has a Pimpernellish feel to it.

7. FLY NAME: (first 2 letters of 1st name, last 2 letters of your last name):
Hean. That doesn't work at all. Would you say it "hee-an" or "hean" like to rhyme with "bean"? Either way, I don't like that one.

8. GANGSTA NAME: (favorite ice cream flavor, favorite cookie):
White Chocolate Raspberry Oreo. But my friends jus' calls me White Chocolate.

9. ROCK STAR NAME: (current pet’s name, current street name):
Finnovar Havenridge, Sprocket Havenridge or Mister Fusspot Havenridge. I think Sprocket Havenridge comes closest to being a rock star name. Finnovar Havenridge sounds like he'd be a professor of abstruse mathematics at St John's College and dress in musty tweeds.

10. PORN NAME: (1st pet, street you grew up on):
Muffin Frances. Seriously, I had a cocker spaniel named Muffin. Hey, I was like 4, my imagination hadn't developed yet.