Have I happened to mention lately that I'm in first place in fantasy hockey? To the casual observer, it might appear that I am in second place at more than one hundred points behind Leigh-Ann, but as previously established (and by "established" I mean "written in this blog by me and therefore 100% true") Leigh-Ann is genetically predisposed to be better at hockey than the rest of us, being all Canadian and all, and therefore I never had any hope of winning against her, so 'ahead of everyone except Leigh-Ann' is first place. Leigh-Ann might disagree, but she has so many fantasy football trophies I'm hoping she won't notice.