The Hellhole

Monday, January 02, 2006

Alan's parents gave us a Crock Pot and accompanying recipe book for Christmas. We made a pot roast in it yesterday and today, Alan was looking through the recipe book for something tasty. We planned to choose a meal and buy the necessary ingredients at the grocery store today. It was decided to make a tasty beef stew, so accordingly, we foraged for stew meat.

And that's when we found it.

Meats Of Evil! Satan's Stew! The Menu of The Beast! BWAHAHAHAHA! The meats of evil bleed the red lifeblood of the nonbeliever! *cue hardcore metal!*

Note Satanic Devil-Price.

I'll let you know how the flesh of the Dark Lord tastes tomorrow, after it's well-crocked. Heh.

3 Comments:

  • if you put enough red wine it, the devil's balls would taste pretty good after slow cookin' !!

    By Blogger nita, at 4:35 AM  

  • Ah, Publix! Reminds me of those hols to Florida we used to enjoy.

    Did you ever hear the joke:

    Q: What is 668?
    A: The neighbor of the beast.

    By Blogger oldhall, at 6:38 PM  

  • Publix is my favorite grocery store. At least in my town, the stores are cleaner and the people far more friendly than at Kroger.

    By Blogger Helly, at 1:29 PM  

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