Oh my gods - you guys HAVE to see this. There I was, innocently shopping for a headpiece for my wedding, when I was confronted by The Runaway Bride Who Escaped From The Evil Merle Norman Makeover Artiste!!!
I'm not sure what was scarier - the near-unibrow, the shiny silver eyeshadow or the lurid purple lipgloss, evidently applied with a garden trowel. I suspect, though I cannot prove, the presence of Jeri-Curl.
Put down your beverages, take a step away from your keyboards and behold: Bride of Duran Duran!
I'm not sure what was scarier - the near-unibrow, the shiny silver eyeshadow or the lurid purple lipgloss, evidently applied with a garden trowel. I suspect, though I cannot prove, the presence of Jeri-Curl.
Put down your beverages, take a step away from your keyboards and behold: Bride of Duran Duran!
7 Comments:
I'd do her.
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Anonymous, at 6:32 PM
You girls crack me up. Majorly.
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Helly, at 11:09 PM
The scariest thing to me is that she and the 'makeup artist' looked in the mirror and went- 'THAT LOOKS GREAT! THIS! is the look we wanted!'
oh. my. gods. (remember the fat lady in the pint swimsuit?!?)
Kvitsh & Flippy-you girls are entirely TOO FUNNY!
mom (mikey)
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Anonymous, at 8:27 AM
I think a cosmetic trowel set would make a nice Christmas gift - thanks for the tip!!
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Anonymous Me, at 10:11 PM
Well.. I mean... that sort of thing certainly isn't MY cup of meat... but it is definitely POPULAR!
I heard there's a band now, who are trying to improve on the past; their name: Duran Duran Duran.
(50% better?)
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oldhall, at 5:15 PM
Well, damn it all - even if I could do the silver eyeshadow and ladle on the ultra-violet lipstick with a garden trowel, there's no way I can achieve the unibrow at this point! Curse you, electrolysis! CURSE YOU!!!
And I'm hungry like the wolf.
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Helly, at 10:45 PM
Still, I'd definitely do her. Hey, there's a pretty girl under all of that makeup. I have a shower and a scrubbie.
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Anonymous, at 8:28 PM
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