Yesterday was not a good day at work. Not worth going into why, but it wasn't a good day. Then, something funny:

The Boss: I'm gonna go home and GET. DRUNK.
Me: That sounds like a workable endeavor.
The Boss: Not only that, I'm gonna get SO drunk, I annoy drunk people.

[Okay, reading that, it doesn't come off as funny as it sounded. I suppose it was the image it conjured, my suave and genteel boss ranting, telling bad jokes and annoying the crap out of grizzled barflies.)