The Hellhole

Saturday, November 05, 2005

I usually delete all my comment spam but I was rather tempted to leave this one in place. The Engrish is so bad, it is a thing of beauty. Here it is, unedited.

hello
offers or buyers
These days trade business much easier since internet development.
On net, we can find well made trade portal site.
In fact, those cool sites help your trade business.
How many countries? what kinds of products?
Yes, we can not count.
Around the world, someone looking for your products, and a company
want to import your goods.
Trade portal site become huge marketplace so it called "emarketplace."
How many emarketplace do you know.
Which emarketplace do you recommend.
I am proudly tell you the emarketplace "buykorea.org"
You may not buy korea, but you can buy and sell what you want.
Buykorea.org trade service managed by kotra(un profit trade agency)
http://www.buykorea.org
Your marketing budget will be save and business increased.
Check what do you want to know about

You see where it says, "Yes, we can not count"? Well, they can not speaka de ranguage properly either.

8 Comments:

  • Funny! I'm trying to picture somebody reading this and saying "Hmm...I like this interesting...I going to check what do I want to know at so called 'emarketplace.' Thanks you."

    By Blogger Daniel Mollenkamp, at 8:58 AM  

  • Oh, I know! I so glad trade business much easier now since internet!

    By Blogger Helly, at 9:00 AM  

  • All your emarketplace are belong to us!!!
    Bo

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 3:06 PM  

  • Dear Sir/Madam:

    I notice that you have Korea for sale on your website. Is this North Korea or South Korea? What price are you asking for one or both of them? Yes, I know that it says that you "may not buy Korea", but surely every country has its price.

    I would appreciate your reply as soon as possible. Thank you very much for your time.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 7:11 PM  

  • Someone 'stole' my comment! I was going to ask 'why CAN'T I buy Korea? I have a Visa/MasterCard! WHY can't I buy it?!?'

    rats. (loved Bo's comment!)

    mom

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 9:15 AM  

  • I'm sorry, Mikey, I stole it. I felt it was better to come from "Anonymous" though. More, I dunno, zing.

    How about we make a deal - you buy North Korea and I'll buy South Korea. You'll have a mighty big army. That's fair, right?

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 1:21 PM  

  • I'm totally bummed that I didn't recognize Flippy's humour when she was disguised as "anonymous".

    By Blogger Helly, at 5:02 PM  

  • It really wasn't good enough to claim right off the bat. I should've worked harder on it. My deepest apologies. I did love how some real spam followed it. It gave it a nice realistic flair.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 8:37 PM  

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