This is a sorta-update on my current blog contest. No one has won yet because all the crapola is still lying about my skanky ex-neighbors' yard.

But wait there's more. Oh my. Will you look at this. It appears that some civic-minded citizen has surrounded the trash and vilified shed with caution tape. I cannot imagine who might have done such a thing, but thank the gods for them, because I'm sure they did it *dramatic pause, lots of inflection* FOR THE CHILLLDWEN.