The Hellhole

Tuesday, September 27, 2005

Today I spent much of the afternoon throwing super hi-bounce balls at The Boss. Good times, people - good times.

I showered with my boss. Then dressed her. Now, I'm taking her to the store and to get Mexican food. Then, when we get home, my boss is going to listen to the Leafs game.

I wish my boss was richer, prettier, thinner and a couple inches taller.

By Anonymous, at 4:55 PM
My own boss is prettier, thinner, and a couple inches taller than just about anybody I know, and richer than me at least, but I can't throw bouncy balls at her, and she refuses to shower with me.

By Anonymous Me, at 5:02 PM
My boss is 6'1", thin and moderately rich. I don't know that one could call him "pretty", however.

Sorry, K'vitsh. I keep forgetting to go by the post office so they can tell me how much postage to all the way up thar in Canadia is.

By Helly, at 5:45 PM
Helly, you need to post a picture of your boss on your blog. With some sort of witty yet obscene caption that he would really appreciate. And we can all vote on whether he's pretty, like one of those "hot or not" sites.

By Anonymous Me, at 6:20 PM