Sometime in the last couple of weeks, the cleaning company started using something different to clean the bathrooms in my office building. It is this cloying, overbearing, horrible cheap-perfume sort of scent that is absolutely nauseating. I can't describe with the limitations of the written word how nasty this scent really is. "Evening In Paris" meets "Explosion at Avon" kinda illustrates it but fails to do it justice. The stench gives me a headache if I wear anything that takes time to get back into order after a visit - buckles, buttons, fasteners, ties - if it takes longer than throw up the skirt, throw down the panties then I'll have a headache for a couple of hours. It's VILE. So 12:15 finds me sitting at my desk, desperately longing for a wee, but unable to face the noxious cheap-perfume cloud thickening in the ladies' room.