See all the crap my skanky neighbors left strewn in their yard? That's mattresses on the far left, a television (I assume broken), fence posts (which explains the big gap in the fence, from the middle of the photo to the right edge.

But wait there's more!














That little white thing just to the left of the shed front is a defunct microwave. Then we have some lawn chairs without seats (background), two overflowing trash cans and surrounding extra bags of garbage (foreground). The black blob just in front of the right lawn chair is an office-style desk chair with some pieces missing.

Side Note: I don't know how much about my neighborhood you can tell from the pictures, but this is a nice brick home, four bedrooms and either 3 or 4 bathrooms. Certainly it's not a mansion, but this is a nice, stable suburban neighborhood. So the skankiness and the abundance of crap stands out more.
















I would have documented even more craptacular evidence but see that white car front? That was some of the Door-Slammin' Family From Outer Space driving up and catching me taking pictures of their trash, so I had to run inside and lock all the doors.