Well, this was bound to happen sooner or later. I was WRONG about something. I know, I'm surprised as hell, too! I have to issue an official Hellhole Retraction regarding my post of Monday, September 5, 2005 and an official Hellhole Apology to the Door-Slammin' Family From Outer Space. You may remember my assertion that they'd broken every single window in the little shed. This is UNTRUE, as I discovered when I snuck over to take more photographs of the carnage. They have only broken 75% of the shed windows.

But *sings like Meat Loaf* don't beeeeeeeee sad 'cause - three out of four ain't bad.



<---This is some more crap: ruined bikes, a pram (they have no toddlers, don't ask me)

Any suggestions on how to keep the place vacant are appreciated. Regular readers know I have a phenomenal stereo system along with many bagpipe CDs and an eight-foot lawn statue of Cthulu is on order - but if there's anything else that would deter you, if you were thinking of renting next door to me, PLEASE don't hesitate to let me know.