My computer at work has been functioning erratically and irrationally. I have complained about this quite a bit, but it wasn't until today that the computer's slowness and tendency to lock up caused The Boss some aggravation. The following exchange ensued:
The Boss: This is ridiculous! You need to do something about that computer!
Me (disgustedly): NO SHIT.
The Boss: Ooooh, I love it when you talk dirty.
Me: Well, if I say The Eff Word, can I have a new Powerbook?
The Boss: F**k, no!
Sigh. I wonder how he'd feel about the Ferrari laptop?
The Boss: This is ridiculous! You need to do something about that computer!
Me (disgustedly): NO SHIT.
The Boss: Ooooh, I love it when you talk dirty.
Me: Well, if I say The Eff Word, can I have a new Powerbook?
The Boss: F**k, no!
Sigh. I wonder how he'd feel about the Ferrari laptop?
3 Comments:
I don't know how HE feels, but I feel:
covetous
lustful
greedy
envious
(That's 4 of the 7, right?!)
Mom
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Anonymous, at 3:32 PM
Where are you? How was your vacation? I miss you!
By
Kristal, at 10:10 PM
I've just fallen in love with the Ferrari. Thank you for fueling my Lust for Computers. Drkmage from flickr.
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Anonymous, at 3:47 PM
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