Spotted at Sam's Club: a woman at the register purchasing two, and only two, items: a huge 2-lb. bucket of chocolate-covered macadamia nuts and a copy of The South Beach Diet. Uh, I'm no expert, lady, but I think you may have missed the point.
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3 Comments:
Maybe she is one of those who is used to buying those macdaddy humongeous buckets of 'fat free' pork rinds...
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Anonymous, at 9:49 AM
mmmmmm, chocolate...
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maria, at 5:20 PM
Some of these 'food inventions' just crack me up - like low-carb beer. If you're THAT worried about the carbs, maybe you should, just a suggestion here, skip the Corona and stick with water?!? Mmmmm, Corona...
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Helly, at 9:50 PM
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