Time to check my e-mail. Marcelo Blackwell (fawppgzkweb@artelco.com) sends a message with the subject line, “Need quality softs for low monney? Come here.” Marta Hendricks (tqvhyxnshdud@lineone.net) competes for my soft business, offering “Softs for nearly free! You won’t believe. Tons of cool softs.” Quality softs? Cool softs? But wait! Raymond Ruiz (vhoilf@uswestmail.net) chimes in to tell me “You won’t believe prjces on name-brand softs!” I pondered for a moment whether quality is more important than coolness when it comes to softs, but Raymond is right: I don’t believe his prjces. I suspect that this is a scam and they are planning to get me many softs only so the Discount Pharmacy people can harden me up again.
A-ha! I was right! For Bonnie (bobk6by@computer.org) wants to be sure I know that I don’t have to wait hours for Viagra! Jeff (ljcb3d9@sharplabs.com) feels that I should try Cialis because “Cia-lis works in 15 minutes!” Bonnie and Jeff are out of luck, though, because if I give my business to anyone, it will be Randy (bogdan6by@computer.org), whose entrepreneurial spirit shines through as he combines both, offering me “Fast acting C-ialis soft tabs!”
I decide not to respond to Latisha Fisher (qmuupjnkree@de.kaercher.com), who writes “We can sheep you disccounted errection mads bacchus”, because I don’t require any bacchus at this time, although it would be fun to watch them arrive by sheep. I certainly hope the sheep don’t have some other, more sinister correlation to the errection mads. Alissa Feldman (dcbonazk@wt.net) offers “In the site you will see cheep mads abhorred!” but I’m declining that, too. I may not need any cheep mads, but I see no reason to abhor them. Likewise my e-mail from Angelo Mayo (nhjlyuryzhxabq@latinmail.com) will go unanswered, as I have no idea what he means by “Now in the net the exttender ditto”. His Latinness is poor excuse for being unintelligible, in my opinion.
Then again, it’s rude to ignore people. I’m going to send them all e-mail from Britney Spires offering “Descounted subscripsions to my nakked webbcam!”
MONTOYA DELENDA EST!
A-ha! I was right! For Bonnie (bobk6by@computer.org) wants to be sure I know that I don’t have to wait hours for Viagra! Jeff (ljcb3d9@sharplabs.com) feels that I should try Cialis because “Cia-lis works in 15 minutes!” Bonnie and Jeff are out of luck, though, because if I give my business to anyone, it will be Randy (bogdan6by@computer.org), whose entrepreneurial spirit shines through as he combines both, offering me “Fast acting C-ialis soft tabs!”
I decide not to respond to Latisha Fisher (qmuupjnkree@de.kaercher.com), who writes “We can sheep you disccounted errection mads bacchus”, because I don’t require any bacchus at this time, although it would be fun to watch them arrive by sheep. I certainly hope the sheep don’t have some other, more sinister correlation to the errection mads. Alissa Feldman (dcbonazk@wt.net) offers “In the site you will see cheep mads abhorred!” but I’m declining that, too. I may not need any cheep mads, but I see no reason to abhor them. Likewise my e-mail from Angelo Mayo (nhjlyuryzhxabq@latinmail.com) will go unanswered, as I have no idea what he means by “Now in the net the exttender ditto”. His Latinness is poor excuse for being unintelligible, in my opinion.
Then again, it’s rude to ignore people. I’m going to send them all e-mail from Britney Spires offering “Descounted subscripsions to my nakked webbcam!”
MONTOYA DELENDA EST!
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