The Hellhole

Wednesday, May 11, 2005

This is starting out as a very upsetting morning, thanks to my so-called friend Lachele. I took the "Are you going to hell?" test she cited in her blog and I only scored a 53. A 53?!? What is THAT about? If I may quote Warren Zevon, "I'm very well acquainted with the seven deadly sins"! So I'm not into drugs and am hardly the sexually adventurous type, but a lousy FIFTY-THREE?!? I am outraged. I protest! Anyway, what has licking an eyeball got to do with it? Show me where in the Bible it says, "Thou shalt not lick eyeballs"!

*goes off grumbling and muttering "fifty-three" under her breath*

MONTOYA DELENDA EST!

posted by Helly at 8:44 AM

3 Comments:

  • Even your old former hippie mamma only scored a 48. Feel better now?
    Surely drinking, drugs, and sexual promiscuity aren't the ONLY reasons to be sent to Hell.....

    MONTOYA DELENDA EST!

    mamm

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 9:51 AM  

  • Yeah, really. You'd think my decided lack of charity, my sloth, greed, gluttony and frequent blasphemy would count for SOMETHING.

    By Blogger Helly, at 11:37 AM  

  • I scored a 65. Hmm.

    By Blogger Anonymous Me, at 6:47 PM  

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