Dammit! I will NEVER know Lurch’s real name. When he came back with the new light bulb, I was on the phone with the World’s Greatest Boss so I didn’t get a good look. However, The Evil Landlords make us sign a form certifying what work was done whenever maintenance is summoned; Lurch knows that he must take the form to Sheila, so I was counting on her. She says he had the form up, kinda in front of his name, as he walked in and once he handed the paper to her, he kinda hunched and turned, scrunching up the cursive on the name patch. I give her ONE assignment and she fails! Perhaps it’s not entirely her fault, though. I think he is deliberately thwarting our efforts to identify him.

MONTOYA DELENDA EST!