Alan, calling from the study: I think I found a video game I really want to play!
Me: Really?!?
Alan: Grand Tourismo 5, you can drive Monza but that's not the good part!
Me: What is?
Alan: You can drive the Top Gear track.
Me: So, there's a PS3 game you really want?
Alan: Only if I can have the steering wheel. With the pedal attachment.
Me: (holding his hand) Oh darling - welcome to the dark side!