This little guy stopped by today and hung out with me for a while. I'm not particularly bothered by critters, even reptiles - the things that squick me out are the ones who are synonymous with germs and disease, like rats and roaches. So I didn't do anything to Mr. Lizzard except take his picture.But the thing that really pissed me off was - he DIDN'T save me a bunch of money on my car insurance!
(I know how to spell "lizard" correctly; he just seemed like the sort of fellow who'd have double consonants in his surname.)
(I know how to spell "lizard" correctly; he just seemed like the sort of fellow who'd have double consonants in his surname.)
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They'll give you the herps!
Oh, wait, no. That's not right. They *are* herps. Yeah, that's it.
From my favorite Guberment publication, Morbidity and Mortality Weekly Report:
Reptile-Associated Salmonellosis
By Anonymous, at 7:50 PM
Rhymes with "Grizzard."
By Anonymous Me, at 8:37 PM
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