Voice-over (deep-voiced male, whispering): We've secretly replaced the kitty treats in this fine-dining establishment with hairball remedy kitty treats. Let's watch and see if Mr. Finnovar notices the difference.
Finnovar: [sniffs treats] MRRRR-RRRROWP! [jumps off of table, flings self sideways onto the floor] MRRRRR-RRRROWP!
Helly: Does. Not. Want.
Alan: Does not want, indeed.
Male Voice-over: Can we get a stand-in for Mr. Finnovar? Someone with a less sensitive palate? Or at least less vocal?
Finnovar: [sniffs treats] MRRRR-RRRROWP! [jumps off of table, flings self sideways onto the floor] MRRRRR-RRRROWP!
Helly: Does. Not. Want.
Alan: Does not want, indeed.
Male Voice-over: Can we get a stand-in for Mr. Finnovar? Someone with a less sensitive palate? Or at least less vocal?
3 Comments:
Our cats' new addiction is the chicken chips we've bought for the dogs. TJ will tackle you to get them. When the little dogs come in from doing their bizness outside, TJ practically races them up the stairs to get in on the chicken chip goodness.
Oh, and they'll eat the hairball remedy snacks, but they don't love them either. Cats and their refined palates are so annoying.
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Anonymous, at 4:07 AM
'Sensitive palate' indeed..Mr. Finnovar normally eats his din-din from a Waterford crystal bowl- purchased for him by his Grandmamma. Yeah, I know...I know
mom (Finn's Grandmamma)
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Anonymous, at 8:48 AM
At first I thought I'd WON! Because the hairball treats disappeared. But no, I just stepped in the blob of vomit where he upchucked them onto the carpet. I know this was a deliberate and malicious act because only about 8% of our house remains carpeted. It HAD to be on purpose.
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Helly, at 5:54 PM
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