Two memes, both lifted from Basil:

1. The phone rings. Who are you hoping it is? Any of my friends, in general. My brother in particular - much has happened this weekend in the world of hockey that I'd enjoy discussing with him.
2. When shopping at the grocery store, do you return your cart? Of course. It kinda blows my mind that people are slack-ass, lazy and/or uncaring enough not to - I mean, why wouldn't you? It's only courteous.
3. In a social setting, are you more of a talker or a listener? Depends - in larger crowds or situations where I don't know most of the people, 80% listener. In terms of personal preference, I'd rather listen than talk. But I dearly love it when, in a group, one of the people urges me to tell "that story about XYZ" or "tell us about that time when" - I very much enjoy telling a story and making people laugh, if I'm first assured that everyone wants to hear me tell it.
4. If abandoned alone in the wilderness, would you survive? Hypothetically, I'd like to think of myself as a survivor type who would improvise, adapt and overcome, but the reality is that I'd only last until I ran out of allergy meds.
5. Do you like to ride horses? Yes. I'm not particularly proficient, but I enjoy it.

Lasts:
8. Last kiss: Last smooch, about 3 hours ago while we were clearing the kitchen from dinner. Last real kiss, last night before falling asleep. We do that sort of thing.
7. Last beverage: Kendall-Jackson Cabernet, partly with dinner and partly ongoing as I type.
6. Last movie watched: Tenacious D in The Pick Of Destiny. My darling husband bought it for me on Thursday. Uproariously hilarious. I love JB and KG. POWER SLIIIDE!
5. Last phone call: Alan calling me last evening to tell me what time he was leaving his company's annual users' meeting so I'd know when to expect him. Last chatty, catching up kind of call was probably Wednesday when Bo and I spoke briefly. Thursday and Friday I was off work to do a certain task so I was pretty anti-social in order to concentrate upon it.
4. Last CD played: The last few days I've been alternating between The White Stripes's Elephant and the eponymous Audioslave. I'm sad that Audioslave is breaking up. I liked them.
3. Last "i love you": I probably said it at some point during the day, including an "I love you puppy" to Sprocket, but for sure last night before falling asleep. Along with the night-night kiss, it's something we do.
2. Last time you cried: Friday, March 9.
1. Last alcoholic drink: Kendall-Jackson Cabernet. I poured a glass to have with dinner and I've been sipping it since then.