Buttroom
A portobello mushroom that looks like a butt, as mentioned in my previous post. I hope Old Hall, with his unwashed Kenyan peas from Marks & Sparks, is wildly jealous.
We were going to sell it on eBay, but it didn't look like the Virgin Mary's butt (at least as far as we know, or were able to determine from available source texts - scripture is oddly silent on the subject of the Holy Mother's derriere) so instead we cooked it with some mozzarella tortellini and chicken.
We were going to sell it on eBay, but it didn't look like the Virgin Mary's butt (at least as far as we know, or were able to determine from available source texts - scripture is oddly silent on the subject of the Holy Mother's derriere) so instead we cooked it with some mozzarella tortellini and chicken.
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Okay, weird that I'm about to post a couple of food pictures...and pictures that were taken just for *you*.
Omigawd, you ate the VM's butt.
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Anonymous, at 5:57 PM
I think it might have been God's butt. After all, the Bible says that Moses wasn't allowed to look at God's face, but he was allowed to look at God's back. So, Moses saw God's butt, and I imagine it looked like this -- no tan lines!
p.s. I know absolutely nothing about the Bible, and I'm an atheist, but I've read "Lamb" by Christopher Moore, so I consider myself a "God's butt" expert.
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Anonymous, at 7:20 PM
Holy coincidence, Batman! I am reading that book at. this. very. moment.
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Helly, at 7:23 PM
Holy more coincidence, Batman! While I wrote that I'd "read" the book, that was just my shorthand way of saying that I was in fact reading the book at this very moment. Not only that, I'm reading the exact same part of the book at this moment as you are (according to what you described in your email). Last night when I went to bed, I closed the book at the end of the chapter where Joshua and Biff set off to find Gaspar. Freaky weird, man!
This is the last Christopher Moore book I have to read... after this, I'll have read all of them.
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Anonymous, at 1:06 AM
no coincidence. all part of god's plan. not weird at all.
btw, god's butt is a perfect circle, like george michael's except a little more holy.
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Anonymous, at 8:40 PM
Jealous? Me? YES! It looks positively filthy, encrusted with The Good Earth.
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oldhall, at 7:14 AM
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