For Valentine's Day, The Boss hath given me a COLOR. LASER. PRINTER.

I hereby take back everything I've said, e-mailed or blogged about not being happy in my job. Well, no, I don't, not entirely, because I'm still not happy with my job although I still totally love The Boss, a position from which I've not deviated in over a decade. Anyway, my career dissastisfaction doesn't matter at the moment because he has given a COLOR. LASER. PRINTER. and it isn't networked and it isn't shared it is MINE MINE MINE ALL MINE TO ELEVEN!