This has to be, far and away, the absolute best "next blog" I've ever found. At first glance, it appears to be one of those ad spam blogs, but I'm not entirely sure what it's advertising. Not only does it seem to be written in some sort of mysterious code-speak, the word it spams ("bikini") is misspelled more often than not. The links all go to an equally odd search/link site which according to its title is about science fiction, but contains many links regarding area rugs. After cogitating upon this, I have decided that it is not gibberish but rather an enigmatic sci-fi message. Right now I'm leaning toward aliens having landed and totally invaded Earth, which we didn't notice because the alien life forms are area rugs; for conspiracy theorists among you, note that this is mostly the fault of North American Christians (top link, left). However, I may be underestimating the importance of online pdf viewers in all of this.