For Sandy
I am sorry, Sandy, but my skanky neighbors have done something with the black sectional sofa that was in their yard a mere 2 days ago. But you can ask Alan how lovely it was. But wait! Don't despair! - because in keeping with tradition they have replaced whatever crap they move out of the yard with NEW IMPROVED CRAP. The following photo was taken upon my arrival home from work today, at approximately 18:15 hrs.
They have not one but two black leather recliners in the yard! And a weird sort of patio chair. No, they aren't just in the process of moving stuff in and I caught them mid-job. Trust me. See how they're situated together, in a sort of conversational grouping? Also, see the little white thing on the left side, a few feet back from the front of the shed, in the grass? That's the microwave the Door-Slammin' Family From Outer Space tossed there when they moved out Labor Day weekend, 2005. Yep, still there.
I am sorry, Sandy, but my skanky neighbors have done something with the black sectional sofa that was in their yard a mere 2 days ago. But you can ask Alan how lovely it was. But wait! Don't despair! - because in keeping with tradition they have replaced whatever crap they move out of the yard with NEW IMPROVED CRAP. The following photo was taken upon my arrival home from work today, at approximately 18:15 hrs.
They have not one but two black leather recliners in the yard! And a weird sort of patio chair. No, they aren't just in the process of moving stuff in and I caught them mid-job. Trust me. See how they're situated together, in a sort of conversational grouping? Also, see the little white thing on the left side, a few feet back from the front of the shed, in the grass? That's the microwave the Door-Slammin' Family From Outer Space tossed there when they moved out Labor Day weekend, 2005. Yep, still there.
6 Comments:
That's weird, and it looks like it could be a nice house too.
Maybe you should start sending anonymous ransom notes (with the ransom note font), saying you've kidnapped their housekeeper and you won't give her back until all of that crap in their yard finds the city dump.
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Anonymous, at 2:11 AM
It gets weirder. We can't tell if someone is living there, supposedly fixing it up or not. Sometimes there is a car or cars there for several days (like someone lives there) but there hasn't been any sign of a soul, other than the rearranged crap, for over a week.
Tuesday evening a car pulled up and a ladder appeared, leaning in front of those patio doors. We never saw anyone on the roof working, though, and the next evening the ladder disappeared in the same manner it had arrived.
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Helly, at 6:42 AM
Hee! Thanks!
Maybe your new neighbors are invisible rednecks.
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Topcat, at 7:13 AM
I think you need to set up a surveillance camera.
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Anonymous Me, at 12:53 PM
It would be more fun to quit work and stay home all day, spying on them. There's that whole "money" thing, though.
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Helly, at 1:09 PM
That's silly. He's on the OTHER side of the shed. To the right of Jimmy Hoffa. :-)
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Helly, at 5:04 PM
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