The Hellhole

Friday, October 28, 2005

You know the most appalling part of this whole "CIA leak" investigation of the White House staff? That there is a grown man out there who voluntarily goes by the name of "Scooter". I don't care if he did anything illegal or not, he ought to be indicted just for that. I mean, really. "Scooter". And Dick Cheney ought to be indicted for allowing it.

What's next? "Hi, I'm the Chief of Staff for the President of the United States of America. You can call me 'Binky'."

6 Comments:

  • hehehehe, there are names that just don't work. Will and I were discussing names within a more private environment, and Scooter just does NOT work at all. I mean, can you imagine? NO.

    By Blogger maria, at 12:17 PM  

  • I'd be too embarassed to be over 40 going around telling people, "Hi, I'm Scooter!" Not to mention how it sooo doesn't work in...er, other ways.

    By Blogger Helly, at 12:25 PM  

  • when i was 26 i had a mmmmboyfriend who was 20 and his name was, yup, scooter. my best friend said: it's bad enough he's not old enough to get into bars...do we HAVE to call him Scooter??!!

    no, it wasn't THAT Scooter. but still. i totally get you on this point!!!

    By Blogger nita, at 9:38 PM  

  • Could be worse; could be a balding fat guy who somehow got elected governor of Georgia and is known far and wide as .........
    SONNY. puhleeze

    mom

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 9:48 AM  

  • I dunno - for some reason, James Caan being all tough and cool as Sonny Corleone perhaps - that one doesn't strike me as being as awful as "Scooter".

    By Blogger Helly, at 10:24 AM  

  • Sonny Corleone, yeah - no problem.
    'Sonny' Purdue?? nah. just doesn't work. But you are right - "Gov. Sonny"is not nearly as awful as Top Aide Scooter...

    mom

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 10:50 AM  

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