Although he wouldn't leave it as a comment ("typing takes too long") The Boss reports a Salmon Day moment of his own - see two previous posts and comments for the explanation of "Salmon Day".

There was a bad smell in his kitchen which lingered despite cleaning surfaces, fridge, etc. Finally he found the source. At a previous date undetermined, but more than a week ago, The Boss wanted a glass of milk. He poured it, sipped and replaced the full milk glass in the china cabinet where the glassware is stored. The milk soured, curdled and stunk up the kitchen.

It is perhaps worth noting that The Boss was not impressed with Maria's tale of finding the TV remote in the fridge. "Every single time we lose it, that's where it is," he reports. "I blame the kids."

"Don't the girls have their own television?" I ask.

"Yes. What's your point? I said I blame the kids."