An update regarding my Orange Gelatinous Goo post. Here is an excerpt of an e-mail from my mom. Notice that she's STILL trying to justify her actions.

I am so ashamed! Out in public for all the world to see! My biggest motherhood mistake. By the way, I did locate (during a particularly frenzied cleaning spree) my dog-eared copy of Dr. Spock. I can show you the section where he clearly states that the frozen orange juice concentrate is FAR SUPERIOR to the 'fresh' juice.

Well, THAT explains a lot. My mom is taking child-rearing advice from a freakin' VULCAN.