Sprocket-Rocket Hero Pup has asked me to post a clarification. In a previous post regarding security, the Shih-Tzu link points to a whole bunch of Shih-Tzus that all have "stupid girly sissy bows" in their top-knots. Be it hereby known that whenever Sprocket, a big strong manly dog equipped with 'nads, wears a top-knot it is tied not with a stupid girly sissy bow but with (a) a black piece of rawhide or (b) a black elastic band by Vidal Sasson, which matches his black leather Harley-Davidson motorcycle jacket. Yes, he really does have a black leather Harley-Davidson motorcycle jacket even though our motorcycle is a Honda.